Fifty Shades Darker  - E.L. James I was down with this book for the entire time (but please, for the love of god, stop saying "Fifty," woman) ... until the last two pages. Am I supposed to believe that this series is now going to turn into some sort of action/mystery novel? We all know who that dude is and none of us care. Just get back to what you do best and leave the mystery novels to people who can actually write.