Shit My Dad Says - Justin Halpern Why can't the crappy CBS show be even a tiny bit as funny as this book? Not that the book made me do anything more than chuckle once or twice, but still.

I marked this as non-fiction and fiction because, really, I doubt the family got together and miraculously remembered these little gems perfectly. There's very few things I've managed to remember word for word throughout my life, let alone an entire book.